01 May 2008

Suck It, Europe!

Turns out America's holier-than-thou attitude is entirely justified. By statistics!

And Americans supposedly have, on average, three Bibles per household. I like to open three at once so each person in the Trinity can speak to me simultaneously.

Why do Americans have three bibles per household? Because it's our favorite book of all time. In your face, New York Times' best seller list!

Looks like America's got even more bragging rights now. We saved your ass in World War II, Europe, but now we're kicking it. Spiritually.

Maybe you should back us up next time we decide to fight an unpopular war in the Middle East instead of bitching at us about it. I'm talking to you, France. I swear, we're going to give you such a guilt trip!

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