26 May 2008

Every Time a Zit is Popped, a Planet Gets Its Rings

Looks like Jupiter has some new red spots. I'm no expert, but that looks like planetary acne. Next, all the astronomers are going to make fun of the way the sounds from Jupiter keep cracking. Jupiter will be all embarrassed and awkward, and Saturn is never going to go to prom with it. Then it'll listen to some depressing emo song and cry and cry, and write some crappy poem about how its soul is as cold and black as space itself. Sheesh, what a whiny-ass planet.

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