31 May 2008

A Message from the Anti-Monkey Coalition

What do you do if you don’t get your way? Claim viewpoint discrimination!

You might disagree with me on this, but I think it’s a great idea. So don’t try to keep my different viewpoint down, because that’s discrimination. If I want to grant a science degree for a program which is almost entirely unscientific, you can’t say that I can’t. You big meanie-head.

Okay, so maybe you think my viewpoint is “deviant.” Maybe you even call it “aberrant.” Those are discriminatory words that should only be used to describe gays, not the perfectly acceptable— some might say better— interpretation of Darwinian evolution.

Why is our Creationism— erm, that is, Intelligent Design— better than your boring monkey-type evolution? Because it’s backed by the truth. Absolute truth. None of your crappy relativism here, what with its “different viewpoints” and “respect for others’ ideas” and “not discriminating.”

Oh, wait. I see what you did there.

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