02 July 2008

All Terrorists Are Now Complete Pansies

Why? Because comedian Ron White has both the balls and the cirrhosis no terrorist could ever claim.

Boxcutters? Forget it. White's willing to burst into the cockpit and demand to fight you for control of the plan. And when you land "for safety reasons," he'll turn around fire your sorry ass.

No terrorist has those kinds of cojones. And after finishing the liter of Jack, they might be tempted to use the bottle. Not White. He needs only his fists, alcohol-fueled rage, and an uncanny understanding of all things redneck.

And that's what America's all about.

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