05 November 2008

Really?! You're restarting the Cold War? Really?!!

I'll tell you what sweet piece of land I'd like to get myself a part of: the Baltic. And while it may be one of the cheapest properties in Monopoly, it has got be one of finest slices of real estate in Eurasia. And I'm not the only one who thinks so, Russian President Medvedev would seem to agree. Which is why he sent tanks with missiles on them to protect it.

Naturally and reasonably, these missiles are only a defense against the US missiles in the area, which are a defense against any missiles and rogue nations or groups might have, and THOSE missiles are meant for blowing the shit out of whatever seems like a good idea at the time. Also, Russia's missile tanks look like they have embarrassing junior high erections. Chill out, guys!

I guess what I'm getting at is, really?! You're going to rekindle to Cold War? Really?! How does that make a damn bit of sense?


Scottish said...

Lookin' sharp.

Mel said...

Like the new header!

And why use missiles? The Alaskans can't just shoo those guys away?