Apparently, some internet quack decided to make a clone of me. You might think I'd support that. I mean, twice the awesomeness, right? Wrong. Why would I want to compete against myself for the Most Awesome Dude award?
Anyway, something in the genetic programming must have gone wrong, because my clone is NOT ME. He uses a lot of the same words and phrases, but he's got a whole different life. Turns out he's an OK guy. He's got a job writing copy for spam email subject lines and fortune cookie messages. He's been to France. I'm proud of the little feller, so I thought I'd share some of his tweets so you can get to know him.
He takes music very seriously:
An example of one of his spam email subject lines. I believe he won a spammy for it:
One of his fortune cookie messages. The FDA made him add the second part:
On the importance of being certain of a pronoun's antecedent:
Transcribed from his pop-culture podcast. Great episode:
No subject is out-of-bounds. He's a rebel like that:
Using super secret spy code:
Predictions about the future of the NBA:
From his poem, "Leftover Candy":
From a review of Radiohead's The King of Limbs, on the subject of the video for their first single, "Lotus Flower":
Turns out he penned a lot of the lyrics for Arcade Fire's most recent album:
Translation problems during his vacation to France:
On growing up on the mean streets of Burlington, VT:
Mocking his opponent, pre-showdown:
On his own future: