17 April 2013

Another Reason to Ban Gay Marriage

Opponents say gay marriage should be banned because the traditional definition of the word "marriage" is between one man and one woman. OK, but why stop there?

Let's also consider the traditional definition of the word "gay". It means "happy".

So, going with traditional definitions, banning gay marriage means banning marriage between one happy man and one happy woman. Or, banning happy marriage between one man and one woman.

Either way, this is perfectly reasonable, and would bring the marriage rate down to what, like four per year? Imagine what we'll save with that reduction of bureaucratic red tape!

So, if you like smaller government and facile pedantry, tell your elected representatives to ban gay marriage NOW!