18 Brands You Probably Mistook for Racial Epithets

Sometimes you are so afraid of being racist you perceive racism everywhere. It happens. Mostly to liberal white people. Here is a list of brands that are actually OK to say aloud in public:

1. Chobani
2. Tostitos
3. Nike
4. Chevy
5. Dolce & Gabbana
6. Forbes
7. Heinz
8. Smirnoff
9. Samsung
10. Johnson & Johnson
11. Gillette
12. IBM
13. Marlboro
14. Frito-Lay
15. Kraft
16. Rolex
17. Chanel
18. Goldman Sachs